Robs Big AdventureTiny Bikinis, Motorcycle Accidents, Giant Lobsters and Alcohol!

Why yes hot Canadian yoga chick, I’d love to come back to your hostel and have a drink with you.

FYI guys, a great place to pick up adventurous chicks in Granada is on the church belltower at sunset.

I was trying to spit game (which really just involves me trying to be humorous, which usually – ok always – comes off as being me being a big insulting asshole) on two hottie Swedish chicks when said Canadian yoga chick joined the party.

Somehow, 300 million years of evolution went wrong in her brain and she invited us to have a drink at the hostel she was staying at.

Score! And hello Borracho Bama and Mombacho Borracho (attn non spanish speakers, Borracho means drunkard).

And Borracho Bama lived up to it’s promise that night!

The rest of the night gets pretty hazy after this…but apparently (from the pictures)…

…we talked to a bunch of foreign backpackers who hate the system (so do I!)…

…I made jokes to some Norwegian girls (or I probably insulted them)…

…and then we ran went to the club and apparently that chick in the middle took advantage of me while I was inebriated (I feel violated)…

…and then Brenda fell asleep (it’s ok because it’s her birthday). Check out the video…